i love how in homestuck there are disputes over which character deserves their popularity and which is stupid and all that
but then everyone comes together
and agrees that wv is the best hands down
blah blah blah
This makes me feel a little awkward….
Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
FINALLY someone says it
guys have know this problem too.
having a full bladder causes erections.
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“You’re depressed because you don’t have God in your life”
except, you can be depressed even with God in your life.
just look at some of the prophets of the old testament.
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got off of work a little bit ago.
someone had canceled their order after the bread sticks were already in the oven. my boss let me take them home instead of them just getting tossed.
i smashed those in 15 minutes and i’m still hungry.
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I love animal puns because they’re almost always guaranteed to be really good natured and a lot of the time that’s exactly the kind of humour I need. The darker or dryer varieties definitely have their merit but I need to be in the right headspace to enjoy them, but I am always game for animal puns. A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks “is the bar tender here”
i love good natured puns.
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you remember back in elementary school there’d always be that one kid that as soon as the teacher would say “i’ll be back in 5 minutes, behave while i’m gone” while they went to make copies or something, would jump up and act the fool?
i feel like some of these homestuck kids that are already doing oddball stuff are that kid.
Trippers Alley, Ann Arbor, MI
4/13/13
Managed to find my way into a gated off area of the alley.
WHAt its gated off now?!!!
just a section of it. the part that goes off to the right, going behind the businesses on liberty st.
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or an alternate, if you have one already!
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The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
<3
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Trippers Alley, Ann Arbor, MI
4/13/13
Managed to find my way into a gated off area of the alley.
the future isn’t looking too bright Bill =/.
Sorry for the rant, but EVOLUTION NEVER FUCKING SAYS WE COME FROM MONKEYS. IT STATES WE AND PRIMATES HAVE A COMMON ANCESTOR, BUT WE DO NOT COME FROM PRIMATES AND PRIMATES DO NOT COEM FROM US. WE SHARE SIMILARITIES, AND EVOLUTION SAYS WE DERIVED FROM THE SAME ANCESTORS.
I’m sorry, I just get so fucking annoyed when people rant about the whole “evolution says we come from monkeys so why do we still have monkeys omg that means evolution is fake!” spiel. Rant over. Goodnight.
^^THIS
I for one am tired of that argument, but I don’t believe in evolution. I just, I can’t believe that we evolved like that, because if we had then we’d be evolving right now, and as far as I can tell, we aren’t.
Of course you can’t tell. Evolution takes millions of years and we’ve only been recording our history for a few thousand. It’s not like one generation is going to be noticeably different from the last, or even from one two thousand years ago.Also, adding to Sam’s point, see: height differentials over time, blood type commonalities and localizations, certain ‘endangered’ human recessive genes, human mutation in the constrains of virtuality unlimited biological fitness, and the predicted disappearance of wisdom teeth.
God can do anything, right ? If you actually believe that, why is evolution off the table?Also, look to humans living in extreme cold/hot conditions and the adaptions of their bodies through generations. Also, survival of the fittest, natural selection, immunity and adaptions against disease etc. Humans evolve and adapt through each generation, even if it’s by the smallest factors.
As Neil deGrasse Tyler said; ‘The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe it.’ And evolution is just a big part of that.
My oldest brother is the next evolutionary step. He had no wisdom teeth at all. And I only have one … do I get a silver medal?
Another sign that humans evolve and adapt? The Andes mountains and the people (not exclusive to indigenous Andes people, applies to indigenous people of any high mountain range) who live in the high mountains. Indigenous people of the Andes mountains have about 20% more blood, 60% more (by weight) hemoglobin and their red blood cells are larger allowing a greater surface area of oxygen absorption. Because they have all this “extra” blood, which is thicker than people who live in the lowlands (you and I), they have a larger heart and larger lungs. Their feet and hands are well supplied with small arteries and veins that make them immune to frostbite. They have evolved to survive. That is evolution.
I am going to chime in as someone who is a supporter of Scientific Creation. Those of us who don’t buy into the theory of evolution, but do so from a scientific ground point, do not contest the fact of micro-evolution, a.k.a. normal adaptation, which is seen all around. We only reject the notion of creatures evolving from one kind to another, for which there is no definite proof of. Unfortunately, our friends who ascribe to creationism based only on faith and without bothering to learn any of the actual science that supports it, are the ones you usually see and hear from.
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i’ll be on this as soon as ivan gets working on those wings
BONUS:
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Welcome to Australia. Where if the animal can’t kill you, it’s getting smashed off it’s face
so, if you bother to google it, you’ll find out very quickly that it’s not true. they just have small brains and spend most of their day sleeping & digesting leaves.
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