sorry friends, my netbook doesn’t understand how to internet acess

finally got a moment to hop online.

try multiple times to access tumblr as the attempts timeout.

finally log on.

try to take a look at my tumblr account (as in going to drolljester.tumblr.com) 

blocked by hotel’s filter due to adult content.

….i don’t post stuff that is that inappropriate….

do i?

Four more hours!

In 16 and a half hours I will be getting married to my wonderful fiancee, whom I’ve been dating for almost 7 years. I’m really excited. I’m even trying to get a livestream set up for people to be able to watch the ceremony if they wish. C:

Many months ago…

“Hello, Microsoft Xbox development team. My name is Arthur Lexington. I come here on behalf of the FBI and CIA. Anything discussed here must never be disclosed to the public or anyone else for that matter, under penalty of persecution. We know your products are purchased by a large number of people in the United States, that you have the means to produce the content, and we ask for your cooperation. You may be asking yourself what it is we are going to ask of you. It’s simple, we need you to make your devices capable of listening in on homes for certain key words and phrases, to protect this country from terrorists.”

A Microsoft employee timidly raises their hand. “Yes?”

The employee speaks. ” S-sir, why not ask this of Nintendo with the WiiU?”

Lexington responds “Because they are not an American company, thus holding no loyalties to the U.S., nor are they easily under our jurisdiction.” The crew of employees all nod their heads in understanding. “Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen. We shall be checking up on the process periodically.” With that, Lexington left the room.

Weeks later, but not many…

“I can’t believe we’re actually doing this.”

“But Mike, you remember what that government guy said, it’s to help protect the people from terrorists!”

“I know, but it still is a HUGE invasion of privacy! This is wrong and we all know it!”

“I- I suppose you’re right. But we’ve already got the stuff set up to spy on the people and the government has seen what we’ve done so far. How do we go back now?”

“We don’t. Instead we turn this into the worst XBox that has been made to date. We gotta get it marketed in such a way that nobody will really want to buy it. I  know it’s not good for out jobs, butit’s the right thing to do.”

Fast forward to Monday, June 10th, 2013.

mariusopontmercy:

im that tumblr user that has lots of followers and friends but neither of them talk to him at all or ever send him asks or reblog his stuff

so yesterday my work gave everyone raises. they wanted to make our pay rate more competitive compared to similar businesses. People making under a certain amount got a $1 raise, while those of us making over that amount got a 75 cent raise. Between our meager raise at the start of the year for cost of living adjustment, my promotion to supervisor, and this new raise, my pay has gone up $1.69 this year.

Thank you, Gov. Snyder & administration for making Michigan a more attractive state for business; thank you owners of my work for keeping us above our competitors and increasing our customer base. Keep up the good work Conservative politicians and rich business owners.

feffery:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: buttermilkdad, via droseattack)

hamstergal:

sailoreverything:

silvermoon424:

noyka:

t334:

My cousin says it’s not popular.

Help me out by proving that it is, please and thank you. <3

It was my first anime, I still have nostalgia feels for it ya’ll

I’m a huge fan and I’ve got the blog and collection to prove it! XD

Let’s be a part of getting those notes up guys!

Of course!

I loved that show growing up. 

(via mysticorset)

someday i’d like to make a text post that becomes moderately popular. not the kind that gets hundreds of notes a day, but one that just gets like 10-15 notes a day.